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Archive for September, 2002

Rum it

http://www.ciclonrum.com/

Oh well, I love tequila, I love rum and limes ok I guess. But if there’s a reason for staying drunk over a year this new drink is it:) ( ok bet that has the responsible drinking people pissed off) It’s a lie anyway. Something like 20% of the drinking public make up the 55-60 percent of all sales. Mmm in short if the industries guidelines re how much a week one should drink where adhered to, sales would plummet;)

Anyway the point is this drink rocks!!!!

Hal

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Non PC otter talk

Exams are racist

I am trying to work out how mathematics is racist

Are there questions such as… yo, if I be in da house wit one phat law suit and get 10 mil , and had to hook my main man cochrane up wid a 35% cut how much bling bling do I gets ?

If I have 100 crosses 400 gallons of gasoline +200ft of white material how many southern churches can I terrorise?

Basically it’s more of the responsibility bypass surgery fueled by litigous fucks. Basically you get the leadership you deserve and the schooling and well I think I should sue my school for making me take French exams in French….

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CNN employees take short bus to work

Did the U.S. intelligence community do enough to prevent the 9/11 attacks?

Is their poll at the moment. Shit I would hate to think they were trying :)

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punuendo

Ok, I claim the word punuendo as part of the official haltse’es lexicon.

It means a pun of a sexual nature.

Hal

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Cohen time

Ah I don’t believe you’d like it,
You wouldn’t like it here.
There ain’t no entertainment
and the judgements are severe.
The Maestro says it’s Mozart
but it sounds like bubble gum
when you’re waiting
for the miracle, for the miracle to come.

Damn I miss you , the above reminds me of my small town, shit I would have been lucky to have a town. Imagine middle of AZ, with NO pizza, NO cable, NO Store after 530 at night .

Hal

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Cohen time

Ah I don’t believe you’d like it,
You wouldn’t like it here.
There ain’t no entertainment
and the judgements are severe.
The Maestro says it’s Mozart
but it sounds like bubble gum
when you’re waiting
for the miracle, for the miracle to come.

Damn I miss you , the above reminds me of my small town, shit I would have been lucky to have a town. Imagine middle of AZ, with NO pizza, NO cable, NO Store after 530 at night .

Hal

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The Doctor is in the house

Hunter Thompson on the US war effort

30 mins of real audio.

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Otter on the Radio

Greetings

quiet I know, Check out my hour on online-tonight.com for Friday 13th 2nd hour. It was an abortive attempt to try and mimic a guest that to be fair shows you how hard it is to be cranky without a major personality defect.

Talking of which I have been rather down these last 3 days. Nothing is going well, time, distance and the like making what should be a happy into another one of those things that makes life an effort.

damn

Hal-Tse

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Well everyone and their cat has penned thoughts on the anniversary that has just passed us. Myself I am taking an interest in the media events being staged. All in all I am pissed off that I am being exhorted./ expected to remember Sept 11th 2k1. Yeah like you’re unable to forget it. I hate to admit it but Tony Blair, ( Uk prime minister for those of you that get Network news :) had a kick ass speechthat a radio show ( Savage Nation ) interspersed with audio from the planes that hit the towers and responding ground units. Was not an easy thing to listen to, still isn’t but sadly Bush thinks it’s in god’s hands. Mm I think an investigation of where god was hiding on 9-11 would be very interesting.

“But understand what we are dealing with. Listen to the calls of those passengers on the planes. Think of the children on them, told they were going to die.

Think of the cruelty beyond our comprehension as amongst the screams and the anguish of the innocent, those hijackers drove at full throttle planes laden with fuel into buildings where tens of thousands worked.

They have no moral inhibition on the slaughter of the innocent. If they could have murdered not 7,000 but 70,000 does anyone doubt they would have done so and rejoiced in it?

There is no compromise possible with such people, no meeting of minds, no point of understanding with such terror.

Just a choice : defeat it or be defeated by it. And defeat it we must.”

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Work busy, too tired to type, had a lousy Tuesday in relation to the last 2

Hal

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Today’s moment of DUH!

http://www.post-gazette.com/nation/20020904arrest0904p3.asp

To serve :) yeah right

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I worked all weekend, now I have to work 5 more days. do you think I am happy otter?

Til’ Tuesday as Aimmee Mann might say ;-)

Hal

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yeah buddy



I am 50% evil.
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Chair today?

I’m in love

Greetings, well I think that I need to find some majoe chair money, though you would think that at $1700 it would at least vibrate:)

Hal

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Beware of Greeks bearing Gifs…

This from the progenitors of Western Civ

All in all, I’m rather happy I’m in the USA:)

Hal

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