Shut your pie holes, THE TSA in yet another half baked enterprise
There was , and I regret never coming up with the thought myself, a day or so into the liquids on a mother fucking plane scare where observant people noticed that items that are “dangerous when combined” were all being tossed into the same bin. Ok that’s pretty obvious but unless you think about it could be a wee bit subtle..
This one takes the cake, ok it takes the pie. Seemingly American pies are being fucked with, more so than the “degenerate” culture that spawned one good line, 4 nice breasts and x too many sequels. Here’s the story from the press via the consumerist.com
Cleveland’s Hopkin International Airport considers pie filling a dangerous gel/liquid and TSA employees seized at least a dozen of the baked goods last week before Thanksgiving.
The pies were donated to the airport’s USO lounge, which caters to traveling soldiers.
Does that make it a little clearer about what’s going on? This is pure fucking state at it’s best, we’ve just removed all the obsfucation of income tax, fees,licences and the myriad other tributes one needs to pay to get along and are left with a lesson in obedience that is sadly as American as , er, apple pie.
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Right, but only rich people lose the entire pie. Poor people have a sliver of pie crust returned three days later, assuming the proper paperwork is filled out. It’s even pre-digested as government workers use their tongues to make sure all the pie filling is cleaned off. Surely you can see that in providing licked pie-crust slivers to the poor the government is in truth providing the social safety net that all modern governments require?