Posted by haltse on May 7, 2007 – 5:14 am
Cpap + blocked sinuses = short term misery that might not make it to the 9 layers of Dante’s hell but may be near the parking lot, a full one,which doesn’t validate.
Congestions, the greatest trick that Satan ever pulled was in convincing us that councils could regulate traffic.
Today’s , ha not even 0500 yet, quote of the day stemming from the comments section to this hack job claiming to be about “new atheism“ in the UK Guardian.
“Grow up, and liberate yourself from the deranged ramblings of beard-fondling Bronze Age misogynists, homophobes, racists and child murderers.”
Posted by haltse on May 6, 2007 – 3:52 pm
You have to think they got a considerable discount for smoke damages..
23 Apples of Eris – Discordian Chaos
DISCORDIAN SOCIETY ACQUIRES LIMBO
Monday 23 April, 2007
In a surprise move today, the Discordian Society, a small neo-religious group which worships the Ancient Greek Deity of Chaos called “Eris” (and known to the Ancient Romans as “Discordia”), have announced that they have acquired the non-corporeal realm known as “Limbo”.
Posted by haltse on May 5, 2007 – 10:24 pm
Would I kill to work there, er no, that usually means you’ve joined the Military or Police;) but given that Harvey Danger are one of my favorite bands, that Flagpole Sitta one of my favorite songs How could I not love this:
Via Flagpole Sitta by tins ::: Rick Klau’s weblog
Posted by haltse on May 5, 2007 – 9:16 pm
Filed under Family, General
Obviously you need pictures, images of those Mofo ( his name on the tag Magoo does not befit this monstrous feline ( MF hence mofo the cat?) was adopted today because..
Erin wants a companion for Furkin
I want a cat that doesn’t hate me and likes petting, with a large head and while I really want a Maine. Saw Hot Fuzz the transporting of the cop buddy movie to the sleep English countryside and was not disappointed, then ok ish meal next to theatre then depressingly predictable argument.
Posted by haltse on May 4, 2007 – 12:47 pm
A guide to overcoming objections.
Here’s the info the Vonage rep had, after 40 mins of waiting….
I have removed my number from Vonage and have new hardware
You are more expensive and the call quality to the UK was awful
So maybe I would like to have a friend or family take over the account? What are you NUTS
The people that have heard my phone farting, burping are going to willingly sign up for it:D Oh and I’m remiss for not waiting on hold to get their techs ( not around when I have free time) Thanks but if I can sign up and have a phone working in 1/3rd the time I spend on hold , for less money with better quality I think my obligation as a consumer ( to myself) has been fulfilled.
Vonage – A phone service for less ( er not )
Posted by haltse on May 2, 2007 – 1:18 pm
Someday’s this blog becomes as mundane as a medical talk show. Knowing that I will still soldier on and relate my current state of health so that the kid can look back and say, “so that’s why daddy was such a grumpy bastard”
Starters I use a CPAP machine to treat my sleep apnea which , for the uninitiated, is a device that blows air , at pressure, up my nose so that my airways are held open at night . Not doing so makes me feel like I have a hangover, can’t think properly and am prone to intense bouts of tiredness ( yes including driving) it’s dangerous when untreated and shortens your life. SO
I have a sinus infection that wont go away and is blocking my nose.. It’s hell squared. So on more pills, then a shot, then a look into my head to see if there’s something odd about it’s construction.
Anyway the fun part. I had to take the kid to the Dr with me ,since day care is on the other side of town, I presented him at the desk with a ” I hear that it’s customary in your country for medical services to require your first born.. I took the precaution of bringing my son” The kid is too cute for anyone to object to such “abuse”
So what do you call nasal sex?
Fuck nose.. </sting>
Posted by haltse on May 1, 2007 – 11:45 am
School’s out .. of it’s mind
It seems that paying money to Millersville University of Pennsylvania and passing your courses isn’t what counts, but may character does? Seemingly public photos of cups of mass destruction and pirate hats is enough cause for these pinheads to deny a student teacher her final degree because it doesn’t fall within the realms of professional as according to the ( and oh what little )Powers that be over at MUP
Sadly she’s only suing for 75k, should be more ,way more.
Ok now how do I make this post about ME , ah there we are. Here’s why I don’t hide my non belief, anger at companies, political hacks and the like because it’s not worth it. Am I at risk of reducing my hiring opportunities ( not that I am planning a move I like my blog/ podcast creation team thanks you very much) in the future .. possibly but it’s ok Sadly I am all in the favour of assholes to hold asshole opinions and had the ASSHOLES at MUP stated that publically wearing a party hat while holding a drink would result in the non award of your teaching cert then my objection would have been far less other than to comment on it.
If colleges start to hunt myspace/ facebook for pics of people they want to exclude this could all get so very interesting since I have yet to reconcile this bit of logic
You are under 21
the country they are in lets you drink at 18
yet some people would hold you to the law here it’s like.. we don’t even own ourselves which may be a good place to start teaching how this apalling situation came to pass:)
