The Ottermanempire.com

Someday’s this blog becomes as mundane as a medical talk show. Knowing that I will still soldier on and relate my current state of health so that the kid can look back and say, “so that’s why daddy was such a grumpy bastard”

Starters I use a CPAP machine to  treat my sleep apnea  which , for the uninitiated, is a device that blows air , at pressure, up my nose  so that my airways are held open at night . Not doing so makes me feel like I have a hangover, can’t think properly and  am prone to intense bouts of tiredness  ( yes including driving)  it’s dangerous when untreated and shortens your life.  SO

I have a sinus infection that wont go away and is blocking my nose..    It’s hell squared. So on more pills, then a shot, then a look into my head to see if there’s something odd about it’s construction.

 Anyway the fun part. I had to take the kid to the Dr with me ,since  day care is on the other side of town, I presented him at the desk with a ” I hear that it’s customary in your country for medical services to require your first born..  I took the precaution of bringing my son”     The kid is too cute for anyone to object to such “abuse”

So what do you call nasal sex? 

Fuck nose.. </sting>