This weekend the family went to a gathering and Highland cames in Phoenix. Usually I eschew such events because.
1) Those that think they are Scottish annoy those of us who are.
2) They murder the food . Seriously this weekend gets a worst haggis of my life award. WTH is that sauce , tae use a well worn phrase I was fair scunnered after that awfy fuid
More on the type of people that attend a gathering and have no idea what the saltire is later.
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Did you at least toss some cactus and swing a sharpened crowbar around your head, in honor of your long lost clansmen?
Nope I just spent my time looking at the other “tossers”. I think my family is more of a clump than a clan anyway.
The rest was typical show with all the US conventions in place. E.g kettle corn, shaved ice ( liars it was crushed there’s a massive difference and the meat on a stick product class. New age / Celtic crossovers that made me laugh such as a Celtic yoga. It’s cos play for old people:)