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Doogie Howser WMD aka Dr Horrible’s sing along blog
Fans of things Whedonesque have got a lot to be thankful for. This show may be instructive on proving that Unions still have a use
That point is that whenever a sea change in technology ,be it media or improvements to manufacturing , education ( yeah right) they are always present in the role of societal Canute. I will grant you their role had value back in the early days but in the latter half of the 20C it’s been all about maintaining their power from that point on , the organization uber alles. I digress but this show is a product of the WGA strike and rumblings on who gets paid what in relation to online content from both sag and aftra. There’s a great post on that here from the closest thing to an objectivist I think you’ll find in media ( I saw closest as I am agnostic about their existence;)
Anyway this is a mini web series , three episodes, and other than note that anyone I know already has this , so , so who the hell am I telling? Frak that .
Think live action Venture brothers with a tad of Pinky tossed in. Seeing Captain Mal, er Hammer again rocks as the “good “ guy that wants to take the heroine on a tour of a VW’s rear , you know somewhere uncomfortable was great. It’s not like most web shows , ephemeral to the power of mayfly , you truly can watch and sing along more times that may be healthful:) Don’t be horrible, buy this , don’t rip it off as I want to see more, more more!
No commentsNow this is a cunt of a problem. Reporting news without coming off as a bit of a pussy.
I would have thought blasphemy to be a victimless crime. The funniest thing about the story was the article having cunt obscured as a word but a picture showing the same word on the t shirt. Maybe that’s why this is hard to take seriously
Silly Aussie, rights are for Amurrricans;)
ZGeek - Teen arrested for “Jesus is a Cunt” T-shirt
No commentsQuote:
It is blasphemous, will get you arrested and has sparked debate about Australia’s lack of a Bill of Rights.Meet Cradle of Filth, an extreme metal band from England. Their offensive shirt that claims ‘Jesus is a (expletive deleted)’ and depicts a nun masturbating.
A 16-year-old was arrested on Monday for wearing the shirt and was charged with offensive behaviour under the Summary Offences Act 2005 for public nuisance.
Senior Sergeant Arron Ottaway said the teen was walking along Hollywell Road, in Biggera Waters, when a officer saw him.
This is the kind of thing that “Dear Abby” didn’t cover: Otters eating kittens.
Over at Yahoo Answers there are people that have the need to ask questions such as
Will an adult otter eat 10 week old kittens.?
It’s not someone looking for a cheap, but adorable,way to feed otters but the replies are great. So if the idea of kitten consumption offends I’d steer clear of this.
No commentsGerman media / people prove Americans don’t monopolize the stupid headline
A polar bear eats fish and people are surprised? Dummkopfs!
Now if the polar bear braided the hair of a little girl,Changed from Coke to Pepsi or migrated to the woods and then used a porta potty that may be news. Otherwise I think there’s a few more items that should be placed in that enclosure for the bear to play with:D
The Frankfurter Allgemeine news website reports that Knut “senselessly murdered the carp”, fishing them out, playing with them and then leaving the remains.
BBC NEWS | Europe | Shock at polar bear’s carp kill
No commentsThe most amusing tale of marsupial on man action since Skippy got into the peanut butter.
This has to be The most amusing tale of marsupial on man action I’ve seen for a couple of weeks.
“I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled
out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know.
I didn’t hurt my bum at all.”
Man sentenced over wombat rape claim - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
Prosecutors said alcohol played a large part in Cradock’s life, although his defence lawyer said he was not drunk on the afternoon of the phone calls.No comments
Proving my point : There’s a blog, forum and podcast for everyone. one of Man’s oldest diseases makes it to the information age.
One of the ways I “sell” podcasts and blogs to people is by telling them that no matter how esoteric their interests are that there is likely to be a blog , forum and podcast about it. Yep even the people with embarrassing conditions have groups. ( no they are not the same as churches but a good guess my cynical reader;) )
Seriously my reivers diet of flesh , blood and offal when combined with inactivity has not only caught up with me it’s taken an early lead. That is going to stop. Oh that an my ancestors. Bastards that’s why we never invite you around to dinner ( Oops riffing off DNA there)
Dark Ages..
Dr’s , medical journal and chance running into people with the same condition. Unlikely. The most you get is a pamphlet of organizations that survive by your condition surviving:D So you get 2-3 xeroxed copies
Today.
If I relied on the hand outs , about gout, without a doubt I’d be a more depressed otter. As it is, and as it seems to be with most conditions, the cause and effect has been established by the women in white coats, a reduction of Xtra beef causes less whY does this hurt? Sadly it’s mostly the widest bromides with information that is taken from the most extreme cases and then generalized into rules for everyone. E.g Low sodium. for those that need it great, sadly that means “everyone” since the medical people don’t want to send wrong messages. e.g hey ethnic group a : you are more at risk from this but to make you feel better we’ll tell everyone to do the same. Same with gout.
Now I have to work out what’s true for me.
Gout Pal Interactive - Discuss Gout Symptoms and Treatments With Friendly Gout Sufferers
1 commentExpelled the movie. The funniest hypocrites on the block.
I’m not going to spoil this one. Suffice to say that reality beats fiction any day. Sadly Adams is no longer around to make this stuff up but the residents of the B ark are quite happy to fill in.
You never know in some far out universe , on some very lucky day you may win against the forces of idiocy.
I’m still laughing though. You don’t know how hilarious this is. Not only is it the extreme hypocrisy of being expelled from their Expelled movie, but there’s another layer of amusement. Deep, belly laugh funny. Yeah, I’d be rolling around on the floor right now, if I weren’t so dang dignified.1 comment
A quick neologism for these times when people will believe anything .
New word from me:
Psycnic : Someone that sees the future and knowing that it was going to suck anyway
No commentsIt’s 2k8 and there’s no KLF song to rage against this year. Damn.
Greetings.
Happy new year, at least one of the many calenders that are out there. I prefer the dragons and fireworks
myself to the irony of the “timeless” Dick Clark looking like didn’t go down
to Georgia, but over to Switzerland instead and lost a watch building contest
with “Old Harry”, but I digress. Let’s start out 2008 with a positive message.
I am positive that elections are a great excuse to get more people blog, vlog
, ne demagogue this upcoming election with a torrent of user generated content
seeded by MSM sources ( Oh dear I’ve gone negative early… )
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Kid’s whine turns into another grape pun
To our toddler when shopping at Bev Mo(Drink supermarket for non US types) in the wine section.
one day you’ll turn from something smellier to a sommelier,
No commentsYou’re McFuckin’ kidding me? Surely this is taking the McPiss . UK MacDonalds take on their customers.
This is one of those tales I love. Most people here don’t believe me when I said that the UK was so hostile to car drivers that just being able to find somewhere to drive it and park was a chore. Pay the toll to get over the bridge, pay the toll to get into the city, pay to park etc. Now it looks like McDonald’s in the UK have decided that it’s in their interests to send $150 fines to people who have the gall( they probably have that minced up in their happymeal ) to eat their and pay for the meal. The UK people don’t seem to be ba da da da daaaa loving it. So that’s funny. What’s funnier and I have this debate quite a lot is that just because you hire a third person to be a dick on your behalf doesn’t make you less culpable just highlights how crass you are. Hey customers we’ve paid a company to shit in your food but since we don’t profit from it, swallow ok? See how it goes. Eat lunch one day, get fined, refuse to pay get a larger fine, then they take you by force and it all goes pear shaped. If you need to commit a crime in the UK mug someone . You’ll get less of a fine, some assistance with education, rented accommodation and some money .. just don’t park while beating the shit out of the pensioner.
McParking row as slow eaters given heavy fines | The Guardian | Guardian Unlimited
McDonald’s in effect washed its hands of the charge, saying it had been imposed by Civil Enforcement and the burger giant did not profit from it.No comments
Putting my reader’s goodwill in Jeopardy. I’ll take repetition for$23
Iz affy crew ell this but He’s nae Scottish, ergo crap an aws fair in love an wahr:)
Ms Erin over at otterpupdesigns.com knocked this one out.
No commentsOh noes, I can’t stop myself from perpetuating a meme
Oddly enough this is my first submission to a site and I know there’s a better caption there but I am not able to reach it presently.
moar funny pictures
2 commentsAh’ll take OTC medicines that you need for $400
The Question is
“Things I need to avoid a heart attack”

Wot ish ashprin ye gaping eejit

“ye fell on yer arsh Trebek.”
Alex Trebek has heart attack - CNN.com
No commentsI was so sure it was a typo .. Decrees seemed to more historically accurate..
This is news? Isn’t the Pope meant to be against violence and the headline is about as revelatory as say nurses care for people. Crap that’s a bad example since most nurses that I’ve encountered have been hiding behind their choice of paying the rent as somehow being morally superior to others but that’s a massive post not at all brought on by Erin’s recent trauma trip and the staff’s propensity to ignore any info provided, follow up on any action they said they would on the first request and kept her in the dark nearly all the time re her options. Anyway a man in a dress thinks there’s a problem with intolerance then proceeds to state that in effect theirs is the true religion is amusing.
BBC NEWS | Europe | Pope decries ‘religious’ violence
Pope Benedict XVI has urged world religious leaders not to allow God’s name to be used to justify violence.No comments
“Religions must never become vehicles for hatred,” the Pope told the leaders attending a peace summit in Naples.


