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 Having keep myself abreast of the degeneration of games shows into games with degenerates I would  like to state that for the record I’m not only smarter than a 5th grader  ( sorry Ender but you’re fictional, failing that there’s the old adage of  might making right but that’s another story.  ( no seriously, democracy = Might makes right with better record keeping)

I want to take my frustration out on the employees of the fast food world, their managers, their managers and the people that eat at them ( oops I’m shooting myself here)

There’s going to be five levels.   

Contestants must work for a chain restaurant that’s considered fast food.
The chains have to be large enough to cover several states.

The premise?   People being offered a way out of their  “McJobs” while relying on their fellows competence to get them there. Yes you order food, you go to a fast food location at lunchtime and hope they get the order right. Maybe by the million you fly the person to a random outlet so there’s no collusion likely ( It’s a million bucks after all) 

Start off with  $5 which if the order you make is completed correctly  you win $500
$10  wins you $1000
$25 wins you $25000
$50 wins you $100000
$100 wins  you the million 

I was thinking of  having outs like “call the manager”, or “supersize me” but.. dammit I want them to get an inkling of how frustrating it is to order   20 times in a month between us as a couple  yet 3/4 of the time have  a sub $10 order be incorrect, missing elements or  my favorite  another cars order. 

This can be done only once, no repeats which is more than can be said for the food.  

One of my life rules .. never eat food that costs less than the medication it would take to correct.